BOW DOWN TO THE KING
REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
why is he so hotdamn first I was like ‘nahhh man, you can’t tell me what to do’, then I started to feel like this immense level of guilt so yeah here I am reblogging this
Landshark. Your argument is invalid.
Inspried by this post.
(via jennamarblesflog)
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
(Source: , via wowfunniestposts)